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Goth Chick
Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!
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Cats are put upon this earth to do a limited number of things, one of them is sleep, another is to look cute, and the third is to hunt and catch small creatures. This cat scores 2 out of those 3.
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Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.
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When a son goes off to university, it can be a traumatic time for the father. They like to appear strong, but inside, they hurt. Their little boy is becoming a man and that can be painful. Or dad could have a degenerative disease.
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Billbaords are there for a reason, we look at them. Witness some fine examples of deliciously brilliant advertising 'adjustment' that actually makes advertising actually worth looking at.
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This is a phrase that women use all the time but frankly I agree with Ashton. Until you've had to pee with morning wood, you don't know the meaning of the word.
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It's great to go out to dinner, you and your partner, bottle of vino, lovely steak, maybe some seafood to start. You can't help but have a good time, just don't try and reserve a table at the local crematorium.
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There's something to be said for keeping it in the family, except when it comes to girlfriends and sex - Even when you are sharing a last name and being 14 generations apart...doubtful!
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cats might seem laid back but there are some things that they just can't live without. In most cases it's whatever you happen to be eating or cooking while they are in the same room.
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This is the girl only Halo guys dream of..
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This is such a blatant double-entendre that it makes you wonder if maybe she subconsciously meant to post it - LMAO!
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