Sperm Collector FAIL!

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

If you spend enough time wandering around a creature’s natural environment with a camera, they will just see you as part of the landscape and come and sit on your head. Don’t try this in a strip club though.

Now this isn't something you see everyday, a horse skipping with the jockey swinging the rope. Mad Skills!!!!

In the true essence of ‘evil’, these jokers dressed up a 4 foot dummy to look like a trick or treater complete with bag of candy. Then off they went door to door with their fake “Timmy” to see what kind of reactions they’d get.

Whose line is rich in improvisational comedy gold, but some are better than others. This one totally ROCKS. This is the "You Asked For It!" Edition with all of the suggestions coming from members of the studio Audience.

It seems like every celebrity on the planet has filmed themselves dunking a bucket of ice over their head, but no one does it as brilliantly as Chris Pratt, who surely wins prize of coolest ice bucket challenge yet.

As if attempting to rival the offense caused by his tax dodging ways, Jimmy Carr has devised this incredibly offensive Joke about the gays. Personally I still find his tax shenanigans more offensive.

Surviving is something that every life form aims for but harsh circumstances can make it next to impossible. Against the odds these plucky peeps have managed to suck it up, roll the dice and win, even if it means resorting to cannibalism.

A simple but fun game. Hide a cardboard cut out of a cat in your home someplace. Wait for the cat to find it and sit back and enjoy the fireworks. It also works with another cat instead of a card one, though that adds vets bills...

Pigeons beware, some devious scientist has managed to get the world's most ridiculous canine and stuff a turbo charger in it. No birdlife or postal worker will be safe now.

Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.