Sonic, the New Generation

Absolutely adorable!! - CUTE

Have you ever heard the saying, 'pets often resemble their owners'?

What would you demand to have in your dressing room? You think you'd have a good answer to that, and you might well have, but it's never going to beat Joe's answer. The man know where's it's at, he'll be a superstar soon.

The people who really need to be reading this probably won't understand what it's saying anyway..

Just remember - NEVER take your eyes off the ball :)

Wow! What a nice tight perfect butt! Someone please comment and tell us who this hottie newscaster is!

Being stripped naked and photographed with a car battery attached to your nipples is nothing compared to being restrained and made to listen to Rebecca Black on a loop. Listen up torturers, you might learn something.

Damn, I Wanted Some Juice !!! And there's me fresh outta juice as well. Suppose I'll have to go back to the classic style. Sometimes you don't know how lucky you are to have missed out!

It's an important part of your life when you graduate, and what's put in your yearbook is going to remind of those years for every more. So best to put a humourous comment that totals pwns the person next to you.

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

If you've ever actually done this then you know. It's not really that hard to speak cat. You don't get much out of it apart from "feed me", "Stroke me" or "change my kitty litter or i will poop in your shoes". Gotta love cats.