Pool Rules

The people who really need to be reading this probably won't understand what it's saying anyway..

If I had a penny for every time some jackass took my photograph and managed to ruin the picture by focusing on what was going on behind me, I'd have a LOT of pennies.

Ain't this just the truth. Spy on your neighbour with a pair of binoculars and you're a perv, do it online on Facebook and, hey, why not? No one's gonna know, right?

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!

The uses for a hastily photoshopped-in image of Silver medalist McKayla Maroney's myspace face are endless. If you think you can do better, fire up photoshop and get busy. I'll never get tired of this!

This workstation is just about perfect, it had an awesome HD monitor & sub moitors for IM chat and Skype, it even has a foot stall. Can someone get that annoying chick outts the way, i wanna se more.

Freaks who love Star Wars have faces that look like Yoda’s nutsack. You won’t get them doing exercise, but if somehow you tied it into their favourite film series Comment on "Star Wars Yoga Ftw!" and find related

Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!

Sometimes life is totally without meaning or cause, but if you happen to be a nerd there is a brief moment of hope. Take Geoffrey Arend for example, how did such a geek end up with the cute & curvy Christina Hendricks. Bastard.

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.

There's quite a bit of controversy going on right now whether or not to legalize gay marriage. If they don't like it, why do these straight people keep having gay babies?!