So Much Nutella

Such strong looks. I can't decide which is more dashing and studly, the magic marker beard with blusher or the blackface and lip gloss. Both of these guys are true stylistic visionaries. Bravo to them both.

Quite possibly the biggest reason to hate the appearance of the winter months, that and the fact that all the bikinis have gone into hibernation... If you are unemployed however, this will make no sense!

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

What makes Papa Smurf happy? Smurfettes of course! Just present him with an innocent little Smurf chick and you'll see a wicked grin develop on his face before you can say "Run girl....RUN!!!"

So maybe you think that drugs are not really gonna effect you and change your life, you know, you could be right. Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about this and even after all that abuse she still looks amazing. Right?

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

Just in case you were in any doubt as to the sheer gayness of the whole Twilight franchise, here's a gentle reminder from SNL funny man Will Ferrell. Apparently it's even gayer than being a gay.

Sometimes even the proper use of Engrish in a news broadcast headline can throw up some interesting thoughts in your head about 'wtf!?' was actually going on. Weird!

For the morons who don't know how to wear a hat..

Be warned, the art of correcting other people's spelling and grammar can have devastating effects on your love-life. This is how Grammar Nazism turns into forever alone-ism.