Ski Lift Face Plant

This is actual extreme skiing. Well at least it beats the hell out of snow boarding, the gayest sport of all time.

The Royal twat-fest will soon be upon us and they’ll be Union Jack bunting draping off people’s arse cracks as they sing and dance and make merry like the good loyal subjects they are.

A simple but fun game. Hide a cardboard cut out of a cat in your home someplace. Wait for the cat to find it and sit back and enjoy the fireworks. It also works with another cat instead of a card one, though that adds vets bills...

Ever wanted to be reincarnated as a hula hoop? It probably sounds like a stupid question and until I saw this video I would have agreed. Jebus, if you're listening, turn me into a hula hoop!

If you thought that every last drop of delicious lulz had been squeezed from the World's Greatest Cry man, then prepare to be surprised. Sometimes all it takes is one simple idea to turn a tired old meme into fresh lulz.

So those wish lantern things seem safe enough, right? If you scaled that up about 100 times and set it off amidst a pile of volatile explosives, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah, didn't think so.

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

Afterwards, the biker apologized for not seeing the rollerblader, and the rollerblader apologized for not being important enough to be seen.

A female monkey jumps on the hood of a car and is looking to go for more than just a car ride.

It's that time of year to try and beat how high you can project an unwilling victim skywards. This girl gets sent flying so high into the air they have to wake up an air traffic controller to bring her in for a landing.