Opulence, I Has It!

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

All those shitty pop hits that come steaming out of the hit factory like a turd falling from the sky and landing in your piano-shaped swimming pool. You could do better, right? I bet you could even do it in 8 hours!?

Look! See it swimming. You can’t really do much to one of the greatest songs of all time to make it better, but this is a good effort. Nothing beats Frank Black singing it in a dirty t-shirt looking like your local pot dealer from 1992.

See? This is what happens when you take the arts out of the schools-- Girls end up in gym class causing accidents.

I feel sorry for the crap the McDonald's employees have to put up with.. but this is totally hilarious!! LOL

If you've got any spare fireworks left over from November the 5th's festivities here's a fun idea: use them to unclog your toilet. By 'unclog' i mean destroy it and spray fecal matter all over your walls. Fun, eh?

The fourth of July just passed — so what better way to stir up some of the old passions than interviewing an Englishman who knows his American culture like he knows his way to the dentist.

This is simply the most awesome children's TV show ever created. Not only is it rude but it's educational too. It'll probably never see the light of day though as it's clearly a ripoff of Thomas The Tank Engine...

As if tarantulas weren't creepy enough on their own, here is one that is literally crawling out of it's own skin, videoed using timelapse photography. Incidentally, these spider skins would make awesome gloves.

Don't you hate when uninvited guests drop in at your house? It's almost unbearable!

Some seriously impressiving riding shot from this dude's handlebar camcorder as he rides a narrow clifftop trail at Ludicrous Speed. If anyone could simply mountain bike into Mordor, this guy could.