Sexually Blind

Proof that blondes miss the most obvious innuendo. Something tells me this girl wouldn't even see a snake if it bit her in the ass.. or slithered in her back door. LOL

If Leo thinks entering meta-dream worlds to implant information in someone's head is difficult, then he should try cooking. All those pots, pans. the gas, the heat. And that's not even trying to produce the perfect jus.

Hans Gruber and John McClane Will rue the day they decided to conduct their conversation on an open frequency. Everyone and their dog ends up on the same frequency and hilarity ensues in this awesome mash-up.

Huge Crane Collapses Onto Taxi - In Bogota, Columbia, you have to resort to some pretty drastic measures to hail a cab.

It might not exactly be a muff-mobile, the ladies might not flock to it like flies to poop, but you gotta admit, it's pretty damn impressive that this thing can still move under it's own steam.

Never change your horse in the middle of a race, and please don't reach out and smack another guy's horse either.

You can find dancing machines of all makes and models in this compilation. I'm going to level with you, though, many of them are old and in need of repair.

Children, you can't kill them and you can't get rid of them until they go off to college. A lot of parents still believe in swatting their kids to keep them in line. If they took it this far, they'd never have problems again.

Politically divided brothers Brad and Dallas Woodhouse were making a Washington Journal appearance on C-SPAN when an unexpected person called into the show to complain. Much to their surprise, the caller was their mom.

Now that there’s an opening to be head of the Roman Catholic Church, maybe you fancied your chances. But before you do, you need to know a few hard facts, like how exactly they’ll be electing the new guy.

You think you're all badass with your pet pitbull, but this guy's got an octopus on a dog lead. It's pretty cool, but it's nothing compared to a blue whale in a push chair.