SOPA Shall Not Pass

Even Gandalf thinks that SOPA/PIPA is completely retarded and he's going to stand there with his magic stick and shout at it until it goes away. Good on ya, beardy. You tell 'em.

So you've seen all those photobomb pics of guys making silly faces behind hot chicks or naked guys walking behind hotties at the beach. This is NOT one of those.

You'll take a look at this image and then double-take. You may even triple-take but before your hurl into your morning coffee or mid-morning coke, take a long hard stare at it.

The movies abide by their own laws, where all delivery trucks are actually government spies, no one can shoot properly and all the other incongruous things that never happen in real life. To help you here's a handy chart.

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?

Now you can play with boobs while you play your favorite console game! They are not cheep but certainly worth the price!

What can one do when one is surrounded by peasants, especially peasants who try to poke one’s wife through the open window of one’s Rolls-Royce. Bloody rotten ruffians, what?!

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

Get ready to vomit cuteness all over your monitor with the accompanying sound of "AWwwwwwwww!" - For something SO evil & vicious they sure make you go all weak at the knees!

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.