Not Even Once

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.

When you are a kid having a big sister can be a real pain in the ass, but sometimes, just sometimes it has it's benefits, especially when she invites some of her friends round!

If the Wold Wildlife Fund adopet this as their official logo I might think about donating. As it is they're just the guys that forced Vince McMahon to use an acronym that sounds like an STD. Douchebags.

Just remember - NEVER take your eyes off the ball :)

When a son goes off to university, it can be a traumatic time for the father. They like to appear strong, but inside, they hurt. Their little boy is becoming a man and that can be painful. Or dad could have a degenerative disease.

Could this be a strange mystery of nature or just a bunch of flying rats crapping on the great math of our time? Either way i think someone just found the subject of Dan Brown's next book!

Also, if you show me a kindness and stroke me for a while on your lap i will perforate your thighs with my razor sharp claws. Because I am a cat. And all cats are complete and total b*stards.

Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

Have you ever wondered what the 'real' usues for normal, everyday household items was? Why not try some of these out and become a super housewife on steroids with these ingenious little tips.

This one's a relatively easy one to make come true. She probably wouldn't even need to contact the make-a-wish foundation or anything, just mention it in passing to a guy a BAM. Your dream ma'am?