Rally Car Driver Almost Loses Head

A rally car driver crashes his car at a high speed and a large wooden pole goes through his windshield and misses his head by inches. I think 'uh-oh' might of understated it a tad.

A collection of some of the most offensive jokes ever uttered. It's no surprise that Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr feature prominently on the list, with multiple entries each. No Sadowitz though?

These kids thought it'd be fun to ring a guy's doorbell, then hide. What they didn't know is how it would end. Moral of the story: try not to get in the middle of someone else's prank

Desperate times call for desperate measures, just make sure your buddies are the ones to try them. These Canadian fisherman are not having any luck so they send two men out to try and locate the fish. WTF!?!

This is a tough gig, Lars Larson works at the Topless Trampolining World Championships, massaging and making sure the competitors are tip-top. The list for an apprenticeship must be endless?

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

Your first frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts off a master. As much as he says not to do it, keeping your eyes open can be funny!

He submitted this to a 'Biggest Things' contest, but he could also submit this video to the 'Biggest Nerd' contest and maybe even place in the top three.

As boyfriends go, this guy has raised the bar somewhat and all any man can do is follow in his hobbit-footed path. He relentlessly torments his long-suffering girlfriend with a barrage of LOTR quotes.

If you think you can outsmart a ninja with a simple water bowl trick then think again. Wait till you see how he gets out of this, it'll make you think twice about ever trying this out on your friends.

If you're a fan of Ocarina Of Time and also a massive dork like me, you probably want one of these two. The video is cool too if you're into cosplay. I was a bit disappointed they didn't dress her up as Sheik at all...