NEVER Drink & Sleep!

It's the most lethal combination known to any young teenager, the risks are just too high to take a chance. It might be uncool to drink and drive, but doing something as foolish as drinking with your buds is insane.

Just like the story of Snow White girls can't help looking at their reflection and wondering that eternal question. Nowadays though, they usually have a camera handy and upload to Facebook to get their friends to decide.

She's so hawt the Sun asked her to help out heating planet Earth, but when she tried her giant moons created a cosmic event that resulted in the death of an ancient civilisation who gave birth to the human race.

A perfect derrière is just like a succulent steak, something you want to get your teeth into but it has to meet the following criretia: Juicy, no fat and something that just melts in your mouth!

It's official, Lilo has begun her 90 days prison sentence - I wonder if she'll join the 'Bling Ring' or become some big dykes sex slave, or start some nakie bitch fights, we can but hope!

She could be wearing a cabbage on her head and she'd still look smoking hot. In these shots she's wearing (I believe) a Skullcandy headset. If you spent more than half a second looking at the headset, you're probably a gay.

Sometimes when you are taking a photograph the camera records an action event at precisely the right moment and shows the scene in a way that would never be possible to see as it was happening. Awesome.

Time to get totally lost in translation. Either these establishments took Google Translate as gospel, or they were a victim of a western employee who'd just found out what his funky Asian tattoo really said!

What's more awesome than party girls who drink beer? Party girls who shotgun beer! Watch these beauties suck down a load.

Yep, it's official, some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.

They are out there. Waiting. Looking for any oppertunity to get into one of your personal photos and spoil them with their own special brand of posing. Be it a weird face, body part, or god knows what. Fear them.