Monkey Jesus

The 'Monkey Jesus' fresco restoration might be a relatively new occurence, but what if Jesus always got that sort of treatment at the hands of portrait artists? It might have even saved his bacon!

It's like the three wolf moon t-shirt come to life, except replace one wolf with an iPad, let's say the other wolf got eaten by a Snorlax and the moon was shot from the sky by the howling cries of a wolf beast on crack.

This Panda gets pissed off at a branch after it snaps and causes him to fall out of a tree. It's a definite case of tree-karma at it's best!

What happens when you put a man in a cement mixer and turn it on? Hilarity, that's what happens as this guy goes round and round and round—and he doesn't even get stuck in it.

You're in a speeding car, desperate for the toilet, but you're also in a rush to get to your destination. Could you 'go' in front of a car full of your mates or would you bottle it?

Sometimes the need for a good lawyer is not needed - I didn't know they allowed this.. LOL

No matter how great a dancer you think you are, this will put your moves to shame. They dance like a couple of warrior robots from the future where epic is something eaten for breakfast & selling rugs is a serious business.

Camels are usually pretty lame, prone to spitting, smelly and generally bad tempered. Unless of course the camel in question is doing a seriously awesome Peter Griffin impression, in which case it's the coolest animal ever.

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, & hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here” Er, Oooooooooook. Whatever yu say buddy, whatever you say. It's probably best to stay off the crack, yo.

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

Imagine if all the planets in the solar system were the same distance from the earth as the moon, Cool, eh? If the sight of gas giant Jupiter wheeling across the night sky doesn't make you crap your pants i'd get some glasses!