Kate Upton Beachwear

Kate Upton models some rather fetching beachwear. I have no idea why and nor do I care. Maybe it's her own line of bikinis, maybe it someone elses' or maybe she's just on holiday and feeling a bit indecisive.

After seeing these you could say that the definition of beauty is 'when you can go out without make-up and not be mistaken for a dude in a wig'. Most of these girls you could pass in the street and not have a clue who they were...

Summer's here (at last) and now that we've all got used to that yellow disk in the sky radiating heat and other caner-inducing particles, we suddenly realise it's not the best weather for surfing the interwebs. B4 you melt, here are some pics.

Maybe it's time to take this as a wake up call, or maybe it's just time to bury your head in more gaming and pretend it's all just fine. Just fine.

The local gym, you know the place, it's where you go to get fit and tone up and stay healthy...WRONG! If there were more girls like these at my gym, I wouldn't find it quite so hard to make it there!

You don't often see girls with heavy weaponry. You see them with lollipops and copies of that Shades of Gray thing and hair brushes and glasses of wine and other girls, but you rarely if ever see them with big guns. Until now.

It saddens me deeply to see how many of these are guys! I thought this crap was only infecting our women. Kill them all with fire.....*WAIT! Make it a stake through the heart, just to be sure!

Get ready for 40 images full of the perky toned volleyball babe behinds. All the jumping up and down must be great for toning the glutes and the tight pants are a really nice touch. BRB off to find my local women's volleyball team

Not content with having the latest phone technology, cute babes are taking self-shooting to a whole new level, alone in bathrooms & pushing the envelope, they explore the limits of phone-photo-posing-perfection - WOW!

I've seen some oversize animals before but some of these are total nightmare fuel. A cricket that's big enough to chomp a whole carrot? A crab the size of a dustbin? Oh god. I think I just pooped a little.

No other acronym accurately and succinctly summarises what is going on in each and ever single one of these photographs. What is going on here? We don't know. And we don't want to know. The only thing for sure is 'WTF!?!'