How To Fail A DUI Test

Whatever the police officer asked the driver to do he did the opposite.

In most cases when a civilian tries to confused a policeman with trivialities like the law and due process they get maced in the face and possibly a few thousand volts up their ass. This is one of those rare occasions where law triumphs!

I didn't know that David After Dentist had a sister, but they both have the same reaction to drugs.

It's not easy being this guy. Not only does he desperately need a little emancipation and a few solid hours sleep, but also MOUSTACHE. It's not easy being him, due to large quantities of MOUSTACHE.

This kid had no chance of pulling off this trick and even in the slim chance he didn't land on his face all he could brag about was how he jumped off a 2 foot rail. This has FAIL written all over it!

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

MTV Cribs usually features a tour around a luxurious pad. But not this time a soldier fighting in Helmand Province takes us around his crib—it’s got great views, a 30mm cannon on his ride, and the dirty ground for a bed.

If women are offended by being compared to a Pot Noodle then are they just being lesbians ?!

I still reckon Super Mario is way cooler. Plus he has a tanooki suit.

These guys listen to an alarm telling them to put their landing gear down and can't seem to remember to do it. They ruin their propeller, the bottom of their plane, and the chance anyone will ever fly with them.

Sometimes you hit the table, and sometimes the table hits you - HARD! Based on his lack of acrobatic skills, this must be the adopted brother.