Hilary Shoops

Hilary Clinton. What a gal. All the men want her and all the women want to be her. Sort of. Anyway, it seems the denizens of the internet have been busying themselves by photoshopping her up for political lolz. Thanks guys!

For some women, having the right set of genes is like having a pass in life. Men will always buy them drinks and food. All they need to do is flash bit of flesh and they're out of trouble.

Oh god please let these be concept art for an upcoming video game or movie. If it looked this badass I wouldn't care how bad it sucked or how much of a cheap cash-in on 80s nostalgia it would be.

You've passed out due to one to many root beers and your friends have taken the liberty of abusing your comatose body. Most of this abuse you wouldn't want to be awake for but fear not, there will lots of photos.

Last month, Top Gear magazine put together a truly unprecedented selection of performance cars on the world's best driving road: Italy's Stelvio Pass. Altogether, a combined value of £3,718,090 & 6,071bhp. (www.TopGear.com)

These are the celebrities most in demand every time you type their name into our favourite search engine (is there another one?). There are quite a few surprises as well as the token lesbian to feast your eyes on.

Springs coming, but sometimes it can be hard on these cold winter days to try and remember what sunshine, sea and seriously cute girls in bikinis ever felt or looked like - Here is some inviting imagery to raise the temperature!

For years they've been remorselessly killed and eaten by the humans, their cooked flesh drizzled with delicious sauces. Now is their turn for a little payback and their revenge will be bloody...

They're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.

The difference between Scene & Emo? We're not too sure & don't really care - As long as they're hawt we can overlook their dubious taste in music & enormous persecution complex !

Take some anime or a movie, then get it subtitled by someone with a thing grasp of the English language. It might not be to everybody's tastes, i guess it really depends on how silly your sense of humour is!