Francoise Boufhal!

This gorgeous natural busty British beauty is every man's dream. She's got curves in all the right spots and a face to die for!

I'd put my 'chen' on her 'bund'. I honestly don't even know what that was supposed to mean. I think it was just meant to sound vaguely sexual. Yep. I want to do vaguely sexual things to this woman.

She's a Japanese TV star & Gravure idol from Tokyo, which means, luckily for us, she poses a lot in very little, with a pretty face to match her hawt body - Japan-tastic !

Sometimes you don't really need a unifying theme to create some synergy for something amazing, just photos that are noteworthy thanks to the fact that they're awesome. Some are funny, some unbelievable and every single one is incredible.

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

It brings a tear to the eye, don't it? But it's more like tears of laughter than tears of sympathy! It just makes me want to point like Nelson from The Simpsons and go "Ha ha!", or am I just being completely inhuman and mean...? Haha!

So. WHEN are they going to make this a mandatory Olympic sport, or at the very least an event that every city in the world gets to participate in. Think of it, apart from the willing participants, it'd be the ultimate spectator sport.

Ever wondered what celebrities would look like with gigantic conks? Yeah, me neither, but thanks to photoshop and someone who has far too much free time, now we know! Just something else we have the internet to thank for!

Monday has swung around again marking the end of fun and the beginning of pain as you move from partying into a working week. But the old saying, 'no pain - no gain' rings true as you can do it all again in 5 days. Here's some pics to make you LOL.

A drink or two is very social, a nice thing to do amongst friends at a pre-arranged occasion, nothing wrong with that at all. however, if you go waay past that into double figures then things all start to deteriorate at an alarming rate. Be afraid.

We were all there once upon a time. The internet is all shiny and new, spelling is unimportant and Lemon Party sounds like zesty fun. Before long he'll be a hollow husk fapping to gore, vore and scat with an air of bored indifference.