Epic Translation Fail

Language is a funny thing. All it takes is a slight mispronunciation of one word and an entire sentence can be rendered totally hilarious. If that sentence is used to teach the language then it's a joke that'll keep on giving!

Hamsters make pretty weak pets. They can't fetch, be ridden or guard your room. There is one thing that they can do though, and that's run. They can also make you laugh, if you're into tiny furry slapstick geniuses.

Hey, if you had any doubts about the USA being the absolute fucking money, then look no further than Doug Stanhope, all-night bars, more choices for breakfast and road names and layouts that actually make sense.

He's raving, he's raving. He's raving till the sun just comes down on him. Whoop-whoop! Reach for the lazers little one, get those white gloves on and dance till you can't dance no more.

Looks like this jetpack design wasn't such a swede idea after all. Back to the drawing board!

One for the bucket list; Drink a milkshake on a motorbike going at 100 miles per hour. It's a great way to cool down - the combination of frozen dairy and wind chill may cause your nipples to fall clean off.

Sometimes the best intentions go unthanked - "We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them." - Just don't eat it!

Is it any surprise that the audience cheered harder when he wasn't able to sing due to a rapid-onset case of faceplant?

It's easy for us to forget, due to recent 'parenting' events that Arnie used to be cool. Prepare to witness Terminator's finest hour. This guy's been sitting in a room for god knows how long doodling this.

If you can't beat him at tennis then you might fancy going for an air guitar jammin showdown instead !

I guess he knows what he's talking about and is obviously a big fan of ice cream but there must be a way for him to enjoy it without coming over like such a weird creeper? Surely?