Awesome Terminator 2 Tribute

It's easy for us to forget, due to recent 'parenting' events that Arnie used to be cool. Prepare to witness Terminator's finest hour. This guy's been sitting in a room for god knows how long doodling this.

The second of BirGirPall's commemorative video, this being the one that features the voice talent of the man himself and his friends as they teamkill, troll and confuse other players in Battlefield 3.

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

Let this be a warning for people who want to put pylons next to a graveyard. That energy could end up waking the dead. Zombies overtaking the earth is a scary prospect - Thank god for cops with guns.

Having to stop you car because a duck is crossing the road isn't too much of an imposition. Stopping for 55 ducks as they cross the road slowly, in single file is slightly more annoying. WHY U NO FLY, DUCKS!?

This dude staples his co-worker's head. Take that, human resources! You don't have anything on stapling your co-workers' heads... yet.

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

Now this is just low down and plain NASTY, but great to watch someone else in total pain! I'm pretty sure he just stained his boxers, and I don't think it was the paintballs - OMG!

Not only is this guy extremely lucky that he wasn't turned into a human pancake, but he also had his scooter trashed in the process so now he can go get himself a slightly more manly form of transportation! Double win!

I haven't seen much of this chick for a while so it's a BIG relief to know that she still has what it takes to make a grown man weep with joy :)

EA's Mass Effect, reimagined by internet animator Harry Partridge as a cheesy 1980's style Saturday morning cartoon. I wonder how all that interspecies homo love would play out in this format?