Drunk Fails!

It never fails that there's always someone sitting there waiting with a camera every time someone gets drunk and fails miserably - luckily for us!

Not having 20:20 vision might be a disadvantage in some ways but it's won't stop you from being blazing hawt, as any of these optically impaired turbo babes will demonstrate. There really is something about a gal in glasses.

If I could replicate myself like this, I surely would be just standing around clicking silly photos, I'd be getting a lot more work done! Who am I kidding, it would just be a lot more people on the couch!

Remember when you were a kid & used to play in the schoolyard & girls would do things... well, for girls only!? Now we have grown up and found them 'interesting' it seems that sometimes those rulez still apply.

If you want a tattoo that will entertain and amuse your friends, why not get a join the dots tattoo? Other interactive tattoos include; Tic Tac Toe, word-search and dartboard. None of which are recommended.

It's cookbooks for experimental eaters. If you're bored to death of meat & two veg why not try cooking with actual testicles? I've heard they're best served with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Forget sharks, Jaws was So last century, the new menace of the murky depths is a huge polar bear intent on giving you a hug and possibly a lethal lick (if you're lucky) - R-U-N!!!

If the old saying that "clothes maketh the man" rings true, then it can definitely be said that "sweaters maketh the maiden" when it comes to the opposite sex. Proof that wearing more is definitely less. If you follow me.

What if Marvel Superheroes sold out to corporate sponsors? Well, aside from Wolverine making enough dough to coat his adamantium skeleton in a blinging diamonds, they would probably all look like this...

A small collection of small people, are they cute? You be the judge. They have just as much right to express their sexuality as anyone else. This is what the guy in from dusk til dawn would call 'tiny pussy'

Awwww, 'Monday', doesn't the thought of it make you want to jump out of bed and grab the week by the scruff of the neck and say "THANK YOU, I LOVE WORKING!", thought not, me neither. Here's some pics to numb the pain.