Cucumber Cutie

Always good to have something handy in case you get peckish - I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

It's all about those lovely leafy lumps. This could just be a freak occorrunce or it could be the first recorded image of the fabled booty tree. Either way I totally wanna give it a little squeeze.

You know this fails on SO many levels, i mean everyone knows that when you take drugs you talk the same old sh#t and woe betide anyone who tries to introduce new sh#t into the mix. No wonder her friends are blanking her!

It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!

Just what the hell was that crappy song by Rebecca Black all about? It wasn't just sent from hell to torture us to death by choking on hate. No, it was about the JFK assassination of course. Duh.

If social networking was a thing back in the 1940s, this sort of thing would have totally happened. I wouldn't have known as I'd be to busy face-stalking Marilyn Monroe...

Remember your first car? You probably thought it was a total muff magnet, right? Well, chances are it was a steaming heap of crap, but it just looked awesome to you at the time. You were this kid.

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

Lindsay Lohan. AKA 'Lilo' - There's nothing wrong with this hawt celeb, you might say. Bikini? Check. Ample boobage? Check? Likes to surf? Check. Looks like she likes to party HARD? Che- oh hang on, what's that?!

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..

Cute little guy needs something cool and refreshing to wash down the tacos he was nom nom nomming.