Toilet Paper FAIL

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..

Dwight from the US version of the office tells it likes it is. And that basically means trouncing on all those dumb cliches that every spouts like mindless sheeple in his cynical b@stard way. Go Dwight.

There's just so many unanswered questions when you closely examine the events leading up to the destruction of the Death Star at the end of Episode IV. Why did Darth break protocol and pilot that TIE fighter?

It you are a single female with a cat and are just about to embark on a relationship with that hunk you met at the beach, heed this warning! You will ALWAYS be single as long as you have a cat!!!

They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!

Can you say invasion of privacy?

Do you remember that game you used to play when you were a kid and you had to get around the house without touching the red-hot lava floor? Looks like some chicks still play it when they grow up.

There's something strange... in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? Probably not as funny as Bill Murray, but definitely serves a more realistic purpose.

This is one of those competitions that even a loser has a chance of winning, it takes a 'special' person to come up with the goods for this. But don't be fooled, even if you win this competition, you're still one of life's real losers.

The uses for a hastily photoshopped-in image of Silver medalist McKayla Maroney's myspace face are endless. If you think you can do better, fire up photoshop and get busy. I'll never get tired of this!

Only joking. You look like you're breaking out in rainbow acne. Looks like a clown finished up on your face. Christ, as if doing this to yourself wasn't bad enough now you take pictures of it? Not cool. Not cool at all.