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Cooking Bacon on a Machine Gun
It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.
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Well, this is the next 8 minutes of your life sorted, so if you were at a loss for what to do, look no further. Everyone enjoys Japan’s sense of ridiculousness when it comes to game shows and everything else.
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It’s tough being a gleaming beacon of excellence when you’re surrounded by shoddy halfwits who couldn’t do their jobs if it was organising a piss-up in a Jack Daniels distillery.
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OK, so this has got to be one of the most embarrassing burning sensations in your crotch that would have to explain to your doctor. Nothing to do with STD's, just the fact you were non-adept in a silly pastime.
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Morgan Freeman's voice is awesome. This has been established as scientific fact. Having him say things that he wouldn't normally say is therefore both awesome and hilarious. Time for him to say "Titty Sprinkles"!
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The lip pump is a device that any of you girls should feel free to use in your attempt at an Angelina Jolie... I mean Lisa Rinna... I mean that weird plastic surgery Cat Lady costume this Halloween.
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With millions of $$$'s being spent on blockbuster movies isn't it time we took a whole new approach to viewer entertainment - Made in 4 afternoons and with no special effects, this is much better than the real thing - LOL
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Xmas is coming & the Penguins are flying - I thought the chubby little critters could only swim, seems like i was TOTALLY misinformed - LOL
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Before he punched Snooki on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro got his clock cleaned in an amateur cage match. He got 'snookied' before the term was invented.
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This was his first day on the job AND his last - FAIL!!!
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If you are gonna trick your boss into believing that you are actually doing any work at all while on a business trip ALWAYS make sure that your props are robust enough - ROFL!!
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