Cooking Bacon on a Machine Gun

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.

Think twice before you get into a horn duel, there can be only one winner and that will also make him the loser. It only lasted 35 seconds and the only casualties were a rear bumper and one man's pride.

Got a small dog and a big pile of leafs in your back yard. Yes? Cool, now you can have hours of fun throwing his favourite ball into the mountain of vegetation and laugh while he struggles in vain.

Fancy grabbing your hot secretary then bending her over the photocopier and showing the log to the beaver? Sounds like you need to hire this guy. He's cool with that sort of thing, even if he happens to be blind...

He's going to grow up to be a great Break user someday.

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

Go big or go home. The original and the best car Jump compilation is back with some motor mayhem as this video compiles some of the best airborne automotive action from around the web.

They say 'it's a dog's life' and by the look of this mutt i'd say they are probably right - I probably look a lot like this dog before I get my first cup of coffee in the morning.

The fact he's a dude is FAIL from the word go, but another tip is when attempting to swing round a pole to impress your friends, it's always best to test the durability of the pole first.

Excruciatingly awkward to watch, Liam is put on the spot as he joins a sports show anchor and is asked about a game he knows literally nothing about. Didn't they bother speaking to him before they invited him on the show?

I grabbed some popcorn and sat down all ready to watch this fat kid fail. I got to admit I was a bit surprised when he pulled of some of these moves. I mean seriously, the splits?!