Super Great Toilet Keeper

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

This news anchor looks as if the three cups of coffee she had this morning haven't helped wake her up yet up but that bomb going off in the back room might do the trick

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

Whoa, so MC Hammer was really Emperor Palpatine the whole time?! What a crazy twist.

Where the cities are paved with freedom and the national sport is grand theft auto. You might think the audio quality is good while watching Wildest Police Chases. That's because you're not watching it, you're LIVING it. LOL.

A world where black people & white power rangers live in harmony. This nerd gets an unexpected reaction when he wears his cosplay costume for a stroll through the 'hood. I probably lose my mind & wanna photo with him too...

This slumber party stunt takes a turn for the painful when this cute girl attempts to backflip over a table turned on its side. Something tells me she will be 'slumbering' for some time to come - OUCH!

In this multi-cultural day & age how can any American teen fail such an integral subject? It's shocking & makes you loose faith in the youth of today. How can they lead this great nation when they can't even speak its language!?

This dude takes a ride down his homemade zip line but picks up too much speed and slams into the tree holding the end of the line.

"On me 'ead son!" gets a whole new meaning as these kids show off their ball -- and larking about -- skills pulling off headshots with great finesse. It takes a lot of practice, and some long-suffering friends, to get an aim like that.

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo.