Chill Penguin Is Chill

Dorkly investigate the idea of a Megaman boss who's a little less aggressive than the rest; what if Chill Penguin was cooler than a doped up Fonzerelli? Would you still be able to fight him?

This is the video where a kid became a Christmas myth in this town. Now, Christmas means Santa Claus coming down your chimney and this guy jumping on your Christmas Tree.

A guy had a bit of a tickle in his ear, so he took a trip to the doctor to see what it was and HOLY CRAP WHY LORD, WHY?! This is possible the most horrible and most disgusting thing you could ever find in your ear.

We all remember that scene from the movie Big where Tom Hanks plays chopsticks on a giant piano. Well, here he re-enacts that classic moment with a little help from actress Sandra Bullock.

Another angry customer fails at destroying restaurant property. Didn't he see the 'slippery floor' sign?

I hope whatever gymnastics he did to get up there were impressive, because his dismount was ugly buglies. This couldn't have been more embarrassing for him unless he pooped a little bit when he landed.

At the Melbourne Skydive Centre they fly, not quite like birds soaring across the blue heavens, but they fly. Ish. It’s more like a meditative fuck you to gravity and giving a big middle digit to the laws of the universe.

All Nasa ever seem to do is go into space and muck around with water. I mean, if I had a huge budget and got to play with some zero g bath toys, I'd probably be doing exactly the same thing. Keep up the good work guys!

These guys move a large crane too quickly and it collapses not only destroying itself but the crane next to it.

Witness a compilation of upset-inducing scenes where adults act like assholes and steal dreams (and baseballs) as players throw the cute little kids a game ball to keep as a treasured memory (nightmare).

This guy is doing his utmost to redefine the word douchebag. Not only is he pumped up on steroids and stroking his own ego but when it comes time to use his ridiculous muscles he resorts to camera tricks. GIGADOUCHE!