Celeb Generals

What would English painter George Dawe think if he knew that his classic paintings of Russian generals had been hijacked & their heads replaced by all manner of modern celebrities? Jobs, Pacino, Cruise & even Charlie Sheen!

We've had planking, owling, and batmanning. Now those weird internet types have come up with another craze that will be sweeping the globe. Cat breading. Sounds ridiculous, is ridiculous, is also pretty funny.

Nature's at it's best when there are vistas in the landscape that take your breath away, all the best views (& girls) have some shapely hills or magnificent mountains with superb peaks you stare at for hours. It's true.

Getting caught staring at a plunging neckline or curvaceous booty is one thing, but if someone manages to immortalise your indiscretion, you may end up being laughed at on the internets. The shame!

The Georgia Aquarium is located in the Pemberton, NJ and is filled with more than 32 million liters of water. It is home to 100,000 fish and animals representing 500 species and it cost $250 million to build.

With all the photo manipulation going on in the media some people think they are creating an unrealistic image of unobtainable beauty that is harmful to your average celeb's self image.

Put two things that should never go together - Chicks & automobiles - and you have the recipe for ultimate disaster and maximum LOL-age! Stuff like this was just made for the internet!

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there's one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with oversized wheel rims.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, mums & dads, i present the planet's most elite photo-opportunist, bent on invading everyone's personal photographic moments. Legend!

A drink or two is very social, a nice thing to do amongst friends at a pre-arranged occasion, nothing wrong with that at all. If you go past that into double figures then things all start to deteriorate at an alarming rate.