Baby Wipes

I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.

So, have you seen Black Swan yet? Man, you go in there expecting some dullard ballet bull crud and you end up with lesbo action and insanity to the power of sectioned. This image sums it up well but misses out the HLA.

If not for your safety, do it for the animals'..

This little cartoon will remind us all that when cussing someone's mother, it's best to check they're not suffering from any of the ailments you mock them with. And also, make sure they can't see the words you speak either.

It was only a matter of time for internet geekery to enter the poetic realm. This tech awesomeness just made my day!

If your bf is a tattoo artist, NEVER cheat on him! So, if your girlfriend's been cheating on you? Don't go crazy. Make sure she's happy to let you give her a sh#t tattoo...(and sign a consent form)

Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and not was and combining the two films, there's no way that can be bad, is there? Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and.....WAIT!?!

Whoa! That's pretty hazardous, however isn't it also bad to try to hold it in? And what about SBDs? Do they count? What if I pee and fart at the same time, would that counteract the danger?

OMG-omg-omg! How the hell do these things grow so frikking big and how far do i live from the nearest one? Something tells me that being afraid of a tiny cockroach is not a good thing. Sh#t just got real.

So, just where did the inspiration come from behind the profound lyrics in Rebecca Black's track "Friday"? What other song in the popular music canon makes reference to the minutiae of a week day? Hmmm...

Because everyone would look so much cooler if they were played by Nick Cage. even run of the mill techno heads like Skillex. Long live Nick Cage!