Terminator vs Groundhog Day

Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and not was and combining the two films, there's no way that can be bad, is there? Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and.....WAIT!?!

If you need any help with trolling people on the internet, you can always turn to the handy advice troll who will tell you part of the secret of trolling. The rest is unfortunately obfuscated.

Always good to have something handy in case you get peckish - I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

There's something strange... in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? Probably not as funny as Bill Murray, but definitely serves a more realistic purpose.

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.

The great thing about this is that if anyone complains, you can just blame it on the Alzheimer's

They're almost exactly the same, except different! What does Jobs have against poor Flash anyway?

It's a pretty convincing argument. And hey, if you're not conviced, try this one on for size: The sun goes up sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

The joys of riding a motorcycle, the open road, no safety requirements and a powerful beast between your legs and all the power you could ever need. Just don't go fast!

You probably thought that "got ya nose" was funny. He didn't think so. He didn't think so at all and he wants that sh#t back, pronto. Be afraid.

We all know sharks are badass, with their dead eyes and ferocious jaws and all those teeth. But their reputation as man-eating killers is vastly overrated. Sure they may kill the odd person, but that's nothing compared to death by fast food.