Alarm Clock Cat

Cats Are dicks. They can be as cute and cuddly as you like but deep down they're all dicks. I bet this guy has never woken his cat up for no reason other than being a little bit bored and lonely...

To most of us he's known as Pastor Benny Hinn, evangelist and best-selling author, the dude who has the red phone to God almighty himself, but how WRONG you all were! Here we see Lord Benny reveal his true - Dark - colors!

By now the downfall parodies have become something of a played out meme. The fuhrer's fury does fit pretty well with everyone's collective feelings about SOPA/PIPA though, so it's worth resurrecting. While we still can...

I have a sneaking suspicion that this video might have been overdubbed with a slightly embelished mousy howl. If animals really did make noises like this though I'd watch a lot more nature documentaries.

Most Asian adverts don't make a whole lot of sense but they're sure to make you watch until the very end precisely because of that WTF factor. So there's something to be said for incomprehensibility.

As hurricane Bawbag ravages Scotland one worried resident films a lamp post as it sways gently in the gale force winds. Then; TRAMPOLINE! TRAMPOLINE! The only thing that would make this better is a plastic Gregs bag...

Vision gets rightly pissed off when he overlooked for a part in the avengers movie. Sure, he might be a slightly socially maladjusted super-powered android, but that doesn't mean he should Hawkeye should get the job...

A home video of an Easter celebration catches the 7.2 magnitude earthquake from Baja California that shook homes across the southwest last Sunday. Absolutely perfect timing and, thankfully, no one was hurt!

This kid gets his buddies to watch him do a backflip off a swing but at the last moment opts for the impressive 10ft face slide on the asphalt instead. I'd score this a 9.9 for total effort - LOL!

He might be a mighty wizard but that doesn't mean he won't take a few moments out of his busy day to nod along to some european background noise while he waits for his stop in an elevator or whatever.

All you need is a missile suit and a mile of steel cable, and you too can be best friends with gravity.