5 Star Valet Parking

Murphy will take care of your pride n joy - as long as you don't mind a few extra dings on your return !

Fancy a glimpse at the pinnacle of Russian gymnastic prowess? Well tough luck because all you're getting it these two jackasses and whatever the hell it was they were trying to achieve here. Nice work lads. LOL.

What? You mean you're supposed to kick it INTO the net? Oh, now I get it.

Question: You're in a store & a robbery takes place. Bummer. Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no?

Something tells me that this dude should never be allowed to climb any higher than he can reach. Sometimes pushing the envelope when it comes to clearing snow is just TOO dangerous!

If Eric Cartman is to be believed all black guys can do this. It's like a natural inbuilt talent. Even so, this guy can really play. This isn't your typical slap bass show off, this guy is truly epic.

Sometimes people do things for reasons we may never fully understand. And FAIL! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while.

The pilot doesn't start high enough on a low flying loop and ejects out of his plane sending it crashing into the ground.

Yep, we’ve all seen that couple arguing in public, we’ve all been that couple too, just like these two—but hey, the one positive takeaway is at least they didn’t get mugged.

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

This guy rotates his tires every six thousand miles... no matter where he is.