Lighting A Fart: Girl Torches Butt

Sometimes people do things for reasons we may never fully understand. And FAIL! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while.

Quick, someone call Michael Ironside and maybe miniaturize Dina Meyer and Denise Richards for a communal shower scene. This weird little creepy crawler looks like something from Starship Troopers.

After this impressive display of finesse and athleticism, she should have her pick of the groomsmen for sure.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

It has the classic slasher horror set-up, the seemingly helpless female home alone in her underwear, a crazed knife-wielding maniac stalking her trying to break into her house, but then...oh my God ...it's... it's... Neeeeeyaaaargh!

This dumb kid jumps out a second story window bounces off a trampoline and finally faceplants at his mother's feet. She must be SO proud of her son for showing his untapped genius off to her!?

Check out the full run of Red Bull/KTM Factory Riders Ryan Dungey and Marvin Musquin going head-to-head on a 1/2 mile rhythm track with no turns at Red Bull Straight Rhythm - 'Bouncy-bouncy'

How would your week be complete without checking out what stupidity has been going down on Vine, so stop what you're doing and check out this compilation, featuring dogs, people, lamas and Christmas trees.

By now you’ve probably seen Google’s latest bid for total global domination – Google Glass, it records everything you do and think so that Google can spam you with relevent ads and sell you out to the police.

Down in the mosh-pit is not the pace to be if you just came to listen to the music - The ringing in his ears lasted the rest of the band's set... thankfully.

Some people are just born to fail - First the poor guy crashes, then he gets run over. OUCH!!