3 Year Old Wants To Govern NJ

New Jersey has swamps, guidos, hair gel, and Snooki. Why not have a 3 year old running the place...

Who better than Brett Domino to teach you how to write a hit pop track. So listen intently as he bassoons like a mofo and plays his original pop song, the Jennifer Lawrence-inspired ‘Sexy When You Do That’.

It's pretty damn hilarious to watch these three grubby old ladies watching a celebrity getting pounded 'Greek style' but it does kinda make you worry that your own grandparents might be just as filthy as these...

Learning some serious yo-yo skills probably won't help you get the ladies. Mix it with magic though and, no, you're probably still going to die alone and unloved. Still, at least it's better than just regular yo-yo...

Most people think Fireman Sam is just some dumb kids’ TV show, featuring an animated Welsh fireman teaching the young ‘uns how to stifle a pan fire and live in small town communities without going on some murderous rampage.

Stupid place to put fireworks.. OUCH

When Google turn their homepage into a musical instrument you can rely on Mr. Domino to coax a tune out of it. Not content with just playing a website, Brett even adds a bit of his inimitable pizazz.

Top of the list of 'NEVER DO's' is confessing your undying love for someone who doesn't even know you exist via YouTube. What's even worse is that you attempt this sober and have no excuse to hide behind.

If you're going to touch an electric fence and you're having someone record your bravery for posterity's sake, don't dawdle. Get to the brave part or you just look a dork. Also, make sure it's actually electrified!

Michelle, Michelle, poor Michelle! I bet she never realized when she 'came' into the recording studio to sing a new jingle for Golden Kiss Mayo that it'd end so man-mayo-iciously.

If you want some self defence lessons, you want to be taking them from a man in a sleeveless t-shirt. If possible he should also be wearing baggy stars-and-stripes joggers as well. The mullet is optional.