24, 28. BUTT BUTT BUTT!

American Football, or yankee hand-egg as it's known to the rest of the world, is just a sport like any other. With the addition of lovely ladies in lingerie however it transcends the mere boundries of sport and becomes AWESOME!

A collection of sexy, fit, flexible chicks in bikinis doing handstands! Even 007 is getting in on some of this action!

You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

Taking a bad-ass self portrait isn't as easy as it looks on everyone else's Facebook accounts, it requires a flattering angle, no incriminating objects or locations in shot and above all, no unsuspecting photobombers.

It's a scary thought but when you have a look, some of these guys scrub up pretty good as chicks, and then again, some of them still look like they have been hit with the BIG ugly stick!

Super sexy hotties duke it out! I would love to go a few rounds in the ring with these babes! I wonder if they "go down" for the count?

How do some girls still manage to look cute with their heads stuck in the toilet?

A dose of creative street art in the morning can really brighten your long & arduous trudge to wherever it is you need to be at 8am. If i saw any of these masterpieces though i'd probably take the day off.

There's just something about a woman in uniform who knows how to handle her weapons that always gets me going! Here's a collection of deadly beauties from around the world.

It's an important event in any young persons life that they try their hardest to get into college and do their best with their parents hard-earned cash. Not to study, but to have fun. And of course drink LOTS of beer. Lots.