The Perfect Job

If you think about it pulling the early shift at a hotel does have some serious advantages, you get to tidy up the carnage from the night before. Now to just drag them to the janitors closet...

I like Havoc a lot better than I like Chaos, but I'd still like to play Havoc with Chaos. This is the kind of fancy dress i can appreciate if you know what i mean.....

Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it easy to understand.

It turns out that when faced with 20 or more extremely desirable items causeing 20 instances of the emotional DO WANT response, a dog's brain will go into full meltdown and they will pull a hilarious expression. Like this!

Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly - Awwww :(

This is something that the whole world needs to know. Send a link to everyone you know. Trust me, this information can only make the world a better place.

We were probably doing stuff that was just as stupid when we were kids, except we have fond memories of it so it doesn't seem weird to us...

It was only a matter of time for internet geekery to enter the poetic realm. This tech awesomeness just made my day!

For some reason I believe the caption. I feel as though I'm looking into the face of a young Jeffrey Dahmer!

Only joking. You look like you're breaking out in rainbow acne. Looks like a clown finished up on your face. Christ, as if doing this to yourself wasn't bad enough now you take pictures of it? Not cool. Not cool at all.

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..