Nice Piercings

Only joking. You look like you're breaking out in rainbow acne. Looks like a clown finished up on your face. Christ, as if doing this to yourself wasn't bad enough now you take pictures of it? Not cool. Not cool at all.

It's kinda like looking at one of those impossible triangle things, except it's a bloke's legs. If you can pull off this pose, you are guaranteed to get so much tail...

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?

This is the cutest thing ever. I think I may have to comission a sculpture of it so that I can put it in unlikely places and then laugh heartily at it.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

This joke used to be about the magazines kept in your sock drawer. Thanks to the internet most of us don't even know what a magazine is anymore.

You know all those total loser dweeboids who update their Facebook status on a Friday night and stuff. What wastes of space, right? Well, you know how someone would know that right? Loser.

Not quite as fearsome a team as the regular Avengers. Iron man looks a bit daft but standing next to that guy dressed as Cap he looks like some kind of Greek god. I'd done a poo that was bigger than that guy!

I know what you are thinking, there is NO way some silly test can determine what is my all-time favourite film without asking me any movie trivia questions to find out. But the shocking truth is it CAN!!!

Literally......WTF!?!

The canon of European art is lauded, and rightly so. It's got some fine fleshy paintings that can stir a man's heart. But you can't help thinking it could somehow be improved. And it can, by adding cats.