The Pedobear Hoodie

I bet it's Chris Hansen under there. Comes in sizes too old, small and extra extra small - It's the perfect Xmas present :)

Your friends might act like they don't enjoy your annoying pranks that catch them unaware when they're trying to relax. But the truth is they love it. Especially a crossbow to the gut.

You can't really blame the guys for this. They might have superpowers but nobody has the power to resist a quick look at DAT ASS! Seriously, if my life was on the line I'd probably still scope out Scarlett Johansson bootay.

Listen very carefully to the old Chinese Sage's pearls of total wisdom! "Man who run behind bus get exhausted, man who run in front of bus get tired."

This is one of those competitions that even a loser has a chance of winning, it takes a 'special' person to come up with the goods for this. But don't be fooled, even if you win this competition, you're still one of life's real losers.

Great for worrying penguins and checking out what few icebergs the planet has left. Watch out for Japanese fishing boats though, unless you want to become sushi.

I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.

If there was ever a cat that possessed the right attributes and way of thinking to take over from Darth Sidious, it has to be Grumpy Cat. Cute AND evil! Awww.

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!

What is it about celebrities that in their school yearbook photos they look like the biggest dorks on earth? Is it some kind of revenge thing, to get famous after being picked on for their entire educational attendance?

Now, tell me.. was it REALLY necessary for there to be THAT many??