Sith Cat

If there was ever a cat that possessed the right attributes and way of thinking to take over from Darth Sidious, it has to be Grumpy Cat. Cute AND evil! Awww.

Damn it's hard getting into shape and developing a six-pack. If you can't be bothered to grow them yourself, try just shaving them on like this dude. It looks sick.

OK, so asking complete strangers for $257.38 might seem like he's taking the mickey, but it's for a very good cause. We should all club together and give this man what he needs. It's our civic duty.

In this dog-eat-dog world we live in, it's nice to see this big guy watching out for the little guys!

The movies abide by their own laws, where all delivery trucks are actually government spies, no one can shoot properly and all the other incongruous things that never happen in real life. To help you here's a handy chart.

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

This is a shirt for the everyday guy! We all know we're a bunch of dickheads, now we have a shirt to illustrate that fact!

So I heard about this tea bagging thing. What the hell is the big deal, i just don't get it?? I finally have a sleeping victim, i'm ready for action. This is what I'm supposed to do, right?

We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.

M'mmm Pizza. I don't know about you but when I'm hungry for pizza i don't care where or how it's made, it's only after i've eaten it all i'll pray to god thats not were it comes from?

This is a sure fire way to keep hooligans off your property! Unless of course they are a little kinky and looking for a good time.