The No Machine

This is the greatest Justin Bieber jukebox ever created. Fingers crossed it's also the only Justin Bieber jukebox ever created. If so, then the world will be safe from that musical menace. For now...

This little guy is the reason burglars are named after cats. He has been successfully sneaking into peoples houses opening doors for years. It's just a matter of time before they take over the planet!

That's something you don't see everyday.. LOL

Finding out your wife has signed up to a dating site where she wants to meet other guys is not the best Valentine’s gift. But, revenge is sweet and when it’s all you’ve got you might as well do it in style.

Introducing Javier Jarquin, the Card Ninja. More than just a sleight of hand, the tricks Jav is throwing are on another level. In this video the Card Ninja and his cards are put to the test with some explosive consequences.

This Panda gets pissed off at a branch after it snaps and causes him to fall out of a tree. It's a definite case of tree-karma at it's best!

Ever wondered what it looks like when a glock 22 is fired underwater? Personally, I wasn't even sure it would fire. I mean, I know you can shoot underwater in video games but that's hardly conclusive. This video, however, IS.

If a young kid walked up to you in the street with a cigarette in their hand and asked you for a light, what would you do? The good news is most people are outraged and refuse.

This brings his pass completion record to 1-1, which raises his douche move completion record to a school high 35 for 35.

Victoria's Secret's latest trouser arouser was a rip roaring success thanks to those precious few gentlemen who are yet to discover the naked wonders of the internet. Seriously, people, go to google. You can thank me later...

You might have thought he was named after the MK devs Ed Boon and John Tobias. Well, he was but coincidentally he is also a total NOOB. He'll stop a fight midway through to check through the instruction manual.