Football Headshot From Balcony 25 Feet Away

This brings his pass completion record to 1-1, which raises his douche move completion record to a school high 35 for 35.

Edy's ice cream is churned slower than most thanks to their innovative approach to utilizing and incorporating sloths into their workforce. Feeding them drugs may help, it may not, but it's worth a try...

Animal expert Tom Hooker gets an exclusive interview with Morgan the California Seal Lion, who lives at the Combe Martin Wildlife & Dinosaur Park in North Devon, England. And Morgan's pretty excited about it.

After brief stints in craft services on Flava of Love and Rock of Love, this was the next logical career move for him.

Some people do some dumb things - Well, at least it worked THIS time. - LOL

If someone was flying a helicopter like this in Battlefield 3 I can guarantee that they would get instantly kicked and probably receive a permanent IP ban. This dude really knows how to fly a chopper. Unbelievable.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

HHO gas, captured in bubbles using a high-tech compound known as 'soap'. The most fun you can have with some gas, a torch and some sturdy ear defenders. Until your wife tells you "that's enough", that is...

This kid is in a bad mood and takes out his aggression on a pillow and still manages to lose the fight.

If you're a fan of cutting implements and blue balls, I've got just the thing! Seriously though, Kate Upton is super hot and this is probably the most compelling advert you will see all week. Bet you visit to their website now.

Grinding your ugly bits on the dance floor, it's what school discos were made for. And if you try and tell the kids that's it's not, well, prepare yourself to get pwnd!