Kate Upton - Esquire Shoot

If you're a fan of cutting implements and blue balls, I've got just the thing! Seriously though, Kate Upton is super hot and this is probably the most compelling advert you will see all week. Bet you visit to their website now.

And if all of that lot doesn't work then he'll bite your ear off. As if Mike didn't cut an imposing enough figure, when he steps into the ring he's psyched himself up to believe he is an actual god. Scary dude.

If you've been playing video games since the glory days, this ought to be a familiar sight. Side-scrolling sword swinging adventurer braves a brown and green platformed level. This one comes with it's own song.

Cute little kid picked up a word she heard Mom yell one day and now it's her favorite word. This is a clip of her using that word to tell Dad she doesn't want to eat any more dinner.

Everyone enjoys a good slide down a badass helter-skelter. Even dogs. This one looks like he enjoys it more than most. He can barely contain his excitement. Probably more about the treat he gets fed than the slide though.

What has the world come to when a fat pale hick isn’t allowed to wobble their dimple-ridden hide around Walmart to shop for trans-fat chow without the fear of ending up as an object of ridicule on some prankster’s website?

Oh man this is a perfect demonstration of the Flop. Only problem is she totally misses the height marker and fails so hard it is actually untrue.

Just When You Thought Conan Was Already Crazy....

The X Factor’s back & your Saturday night’s TV viewing has got that bit more shitty. If only you had a social life, huh? To make you feel better, watch this spoof and then just transpose this to the actual show on Saturday night.

Russian military cadets practice marching while singing the classic '90s dance-pop song "Barbie Girl" by the Danish-Norwegian group Aqua. It's not your usual military song, but hey, whatever helps.

Sick of spending a shedload of money for ridiculously overdesigned and overpriced shaving solutions? Then this could be just what you're looking for. Even if you prefer your vibrating razor, it's still a great advert.