Russian Army Sing Barbie Girl

Russian military cadets practice marching while singing the classic '90s dance-pop song "Barbie Girl" by the Danish-Norwegian group Aqua. It's not your usual military song, but hey, whatever helps.

Some chicks you should never look in the eye - A quick glance at their beauty & you're history - WTF!?!

OK GO to the hospital.

This dude waits for a few seconds for an automatic door to open and finally gives up and just runs right through it.

Looking like it's definitely a contender for this year's Darwin Awards is this little gem showing you what is probably the worst way to tee off. Ever. Why (or how) his buddy did this is no one's idea. That had to hurt like HELL!

Etch A Sketch is hard. Now imagine drawing things from Star Wars: R2-D2, C-3PO, the Millennium Falcon, and Chewbacca. Here's a recap of Star Wars in case you don't remember the movie.

Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!

Eating a cupcake is surely one of life's most challenging tasks. Sure, getting it in your mouth is easy, but doing it without covering yourself in frosting like some cupcake starved subhuman beast? Now THAT is hard.

He sports a mullet and whistles. It's what he does. This man deserves a medal for his services to the cause of awesomeness. I bet he even knows a little karate and is half pirate on his dad's side. Awesome.

Don't live near the coast? Can't get to the ocean, but you want to surf? Then do not fear, because you can surf on tarp instead. You just a need big enough piece of it, a skateboard, and then you'll be tarping USA.

Do you know how hard it is to party AND train at the same time? Ron Allen does, and he’ll start you off with a few fruity squeezes, get your shirt off and then he’ll show you just how fast he can remove his underpants. What a guy.