Noob Saibot Is A Noob

You might have thought he was named after the MK devs Ed Boon and John Tobias. Well, he was but coincidentally he is also a total NOOB. He'll stop a fight midway through to check through the instruction manual.

When you stop fapping to it and take a moment to consider it, where would the internet be without the worth inclusion of man's favourite pursuit ?!

Military force was authorized yesterday after the alleged time travelers and their craft ignored an ultimatum to stop whale poaching.

Now this is kinda strange, i'm not sure who is imitating who here? Obvioulsy a baby will crawl, but the dogs behind it are doing it so well that you can only think they have an alterior motive in mind. Weird.

It doesn't sound like the most riveting of stories but it could actually change the way you live your life almost every single day - Or it will when your momma stops doing it for you!

Fruit ninja. It's a fun touch screen game, but how would it translate to the real world? Hilariously. Yup, a weirdo with a sword decimating random fruits is pretty amusing to watch. I can't help thinking he should be wearing a helmet though...

Heart Attacks: For when you want this birthday to be her last.

This "piglet" was born in Guatemala, last month. It is the result of some kind of mutation the locals are blaming on the presence of a UFO. I hope they call him Xenu.

YouTube poster “Baracksdubs” edited together the president’s speeches so it sounds like he is singing Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off. And, in case you were wondering, Obama gets down to the sick beat.

A worrying trend is on the increase - male My Little Pony fans. They should be treated as the abominations that they are and shunned by all members of a civilized society. Give them an inch and they'll take a Barbie.

There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?