Mean Birthday Surprise Prank

Heart Attacks: For when you want this birthday to be her last.

Popsicle? Check. Gaping cleavage? Check. Stunning beauty who I'd crawl through open sewers covered with rusty disease-ridden needles to lick her dirty feet? Check.

Guys, remember that a girl is never best pleased that she is not the center of your universe - This chick found out her boyfriend was cheating on her with her best friend and took out her anger on his new car. OUCH!

Only in Japan would you get your dinner served up to you tap dancing on your plate. But if you're into fresh food then it doesn't really get any more fresh than this, if it did you'd be sitting in the sea. The question is, "could you?"

Just remember as you’re watching this horror show of a video, people paid $1,300 to go to this event. However, it does succeed at one thing: being one of the worst songs ever written.

If superman had a dog it would probably be the most awesome cape wearing canine that has ever graced god's green earth. Also, it would do poops that would melt sheet ice and form a tiny little doggy fortress of solitude. Awww.

The life of a Fairtrade banana, as you can see from this video, is in many ways an enviable life...

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.

A motorcycle & a mini-truck are driving down a street when the mini-truck crashes to avoid the bike attempting a stoppie. Who's at fault? Answer: India, for pretending mini trucks are an acceptable mode of transportation.

Crazy morphing suitcase and the cute girl with a weird laser eye! Blink and you'll miss it!

You might think that bake sales are all girly and sappy. Not so. With the right attendees you can turn a joyous baking event into a dark satanic affair where the morsels on display are fit for the dark lord Cthulhu.