Bake Sale

You might think that bake sales are all girly and sappy. Not so. With the right attendees you can turn a joyous baking event into a dark satanic affair where the morsels on display are fit for the dark lord Cthulhu.

Technically he's snowboarding rather than surfing but he's wearing an L.E.D jumpsuit, he's doing it in the dark and it looks totally freaking awesome so who cares? Must be scary as hell boarding with such low visibility...

Lets face it, Christmas isn't Christmas without a few bah hambugs and as these classic cuts from movies show, there are waay more of them than you might have thought. Have a crappy Xmas everyone!

Someone's taken the time to remake Buzz Lightyear and Woody's first interaction in glorious Garry'sMod'O'Vision. It's like watching a Ren And Stimpy version of a scene from a squeaky clean Disney film. Genius.

If your a fan of the humble harmonica and like to see it being played by someone who more than likely just sold their soul for skillz, then you're in luck. These guys are so badass they even add in some beatbox.

If your girlfriend dumps you just make a video like this and she'll be running back to you quicker than you can say "make me a sammich". If this doesn't work then she's a heartless bitch & you're better off with out her.

Take away the music (while adding some sound effects) from the video for Michael Jackson's 1987 hit The Way You Make Me Feel from the Bad album and you have something that's surprisingly unnerving to watch and listen to.

There's nothing like a father and daugher going for a relaxing stroll together, except there's nothing very relaxing about teetering round the edge of a huge chimney hundreds of feet in the air. WTF?

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

There's nothing funnier than someone whose opinion of themselves and their abilities exceeds the disappointing reality. Uzzy is such a man. At least his bravado acts as a sort of cautionary tale...

This guy is big and scary. One of his moobs weighs more than my entire family, but that doesn't mean he'd be impossible to beat. The most important rule of boxing is to keep your guard up. Unless you're Muhammad Ali...