Fruit Ninja IRL

Fruit ninja. It's a fun touch screen game, but how would it translate to the real world? Hilariously. Yup, a weirdo with a sword decimating random fruits is pretty amusing to watch. I can't help thinking he should be wearing a helmet though...

Clearly, this supermarket likes to keep its beef very fresh.

This crane is installing a bridge segment in New Zealand when the riverbank beneath it gives way. If only there'd been a bridge there for the crane to have had something solid to rest on...

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

A fail of this idiotic magnitude calls for only one phrase: 'You're doing it WRONG.'

Dude starts the video completely naked and then proceeds to get dressed. Backwards. Why would he choose to shed his clothes in what looks like a public park, maybe cos his buddies did something pretty gross to him?

"I just need forty-five seconds to make it to the end of this slingshot with my machete, and then once I make it back to the other end with the trigger, it's on!". Some people get far too over excited :)

If you enjoyed the watermelon torture vide we posted where a watermelon is evaporated using rubber bands, you'll like this. It's exactly the same thing but in beautiful eye-candy slow motion replay.

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

Yeah, why DO headphones get so tangled? Bloody things. And just what is it with rainbows and all those colours and that? Crazy really, just how do they appear, do leprechauns take a shit or something?

Tough couple days for break dancers...this guy has a little too much weight to complete his flip, and he ends up lights out on the floor.