Sexy Sweet Victoria!

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

I'm gonna put my money on robo-canine!

It was basically the biggest box office movie of last year and here are all the sins found in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Please try and remember the books do not f*cking matter. Thank you, come again.

"Look, guys, relax. I just want to hang out and chill. I mean, yeah, I am probably going to eat you, but that's way later."

Or Wesley Snipes vs. Christian "F#cking amateur" Bale or Marvel vs. DC or Monster vs. Man or Bat Slayer vs. Bat or...you get the idea. Throw in a few zombies to this mix and you'd have possibly the greatest movie never made!!!!

This is home-grown and packs a punch! Chicks on the receiving end of a watermelon that's travelling just under the speed of sound is truly something to behold - OUCH!

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant take Karl to task on another one of his ill conceived ideas - 'Satnavs are lazy'. If you like watching an idiot being ruthlessly mocked by comedians this is right up your street!

They say a cat has nine lives, but it looks as if this one has used them all up - But then fireman Cory Kalanick rescues the unconscious kitten from a burning house filled with smoke and gives it a respawn. Too cute!

To most of us he's known as Pastor Benny Hinn, evangelist and best-selling author, the dude who has the red phone to God almighty himself, but how WRONG you all were! Here we see Lord Benny reveal his true - Dark - colors!

You know the old expression: It ain't over until the toothless Spanish guy sings.