The Humpy Awards

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

You may’ve thought that Jurassic Park was beyond ridicule, but you were wrong, even CGI dinosaurs can get laughed at. Although Spielberg’s movie is no doubt awesome, it did involve some ridiculous plot holes and science.

Rick Santorum making about as much sense as he normally does. You can't blame him for being a little out of sorts. He's probably just found out what his name means. If you haven't heard, try googling "Santorum".

Now this is taking a bit of summer time fun to the next level. Rope swing to 60 ft quadruple back flip into water. The amount of things that could go wrong here are countless. Mike Wilson proves that he is a god amongst lesser mortals!

I hate to say it but even though mountain bikers are some of the gheyist people to have ever lived you can't help but respect what goes down in this video. Still wouldn't give them a lift on my bike thou.

Drunk chicks & household furniture never mix well - Out of all the surfaces to lie down upon, she picks a fragile glass table. She must be a natural blonde.

If you have seen Alien then you most likely love it and will appreciate this blocky 60 second memory jogger. If you've not then I'm pretty sure you are committing some sort of crime against celluloid. Go watch it now!

Watching this is the closest I’ll ever get to riding a bike, let alone doing it with such skill. Maybe it would’ve been funnier if he’d crashed into the crowd decapitating a bystander. Either way, a POV camera view is amazing - WOW!

Call me cynical if you like, but I reckon this was just an elaborate way to claim a bunch of iPads as a business expense. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Excuse me, I’m just off to the apple shop.

Only in Japan would you get your dinner served up to you tap dancing on your plate. But if you're into fresh food then it doesn't really get any more fresh than this, if it did you'd be sitting in the sea. The question is, "could you?"

Okay, so this is nothing but cuteness, but I couldn't help posting it. It's an adorable flop-eared kitty pawing at it's owner for attention over and over. It also helps that the owner is kinda hot looking too.