Taxi For Mr. Crow

Hey, if I was a bird I'd totally hitch a ride. Maybe not on a big predatory looking bastard like this, I don't wanna end up as his dinner. Still, pretty dope tho.

So long as you noticed this little prank before you began the evacuation of the happy fudge tunnel, you might be alright. Otherwise it's gonna get messy...

Eat out! Thanks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! You are always looking out for our kids and teaching them all the important life lessons!

Dwight from the US version of the office tells it likes it is. And that basically means trouncing on all those dumb cliches that every spouts like mindless sheeple in his cynical b@stard way. Go Dwight.

Sure, it's not a watertight argument against abstaining from tasty tasty meats, but it's an excuse to mock that supercilious yet unhealthy looking mate of yours. Venus fly-trap casserole anybody?

It'll turn you from a llama into a teen heart throb, but no guy will ever respect you and your career will most likely be over before it began. That's what you get for using a 4 bladed razer I guess...

Not hard to do if you're standing there with a fat dude wearing speedos, but when it's a female who looks like this, the game flips to nightmare difficulty...

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

So maybe you think that drugs are not really gonna effect you and change your life, you know, you could be right. Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about this and even after all that abuse she still looks amazing. Right?

You know how logos, right, they don't really reflect the company? Funny that. Well, how's about they did reflect what their products were known for, that'll increase sales, right? No, which is why they don't do it. Doesn't mean no one else can though.

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.