Why Women Are Dangerous

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?

If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.

Om nom nom nom! Yes folks, the lolcats meme is officially over now that the little feller finally got his cheeseburger! Maybe now he will go for some grammar lessons.

Why is it that Apple can come up with all kinds of awesome new technologies, but they can't come up with a simple fix for a huge problem like this?

M'mmm Pizza. I don't know about you but when I'm hungry for pizza i don't care where or how it's made, it's only after i've eaten it all i'll pray to god thats not were it comes from?

What can one do when one is surrounded by peasants, especially peasants who try to poke one’s wife through the open window of one’s Rolls-Royce. Bloody rotten ruffians, what?!

Given how much I love beer, it would be heartwarming to know that beer loved me back, even if that love was expressed through the medium of froth.

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

Holy hell that's a scary looking swell. There's no way you would catch me on a surfboard while some horrifying, tentacled sea monster is on the loose, looking for a fleshy meat flavoured snack...

Everyone knows it's a dog's life, but spare a moment for the other domestic pet and the feline sub-dom scene that obviously runs rife within their culture. Lets just hope the little fella gets to chow down whilke he's being humiliated!?