Drunken Drink

Given how much I love beer, it would be heartwarming to know that beer loved me back, even if that love was expressed through the medium of froth.

Once he was the envy of the world, kids & adults loved him, if this is how the economy has hit Mickey, just imagine what Minnie must be doing for cash. It's his own damn fault, velveeta stock was a high-risk investment.

While the internet is a great giver, it can also be a taker away. Take this situation for example, this guy's uber stamina should be something that his girlfriend celebrates, instead pr0n, for once, has let him down.

We all have friends of the opposite sex, right? You know the kind, the one you pour your soul out to when you are drunk and keep an eye on when she is drunk...and the 'other' things that friends with benefits share.

Holy Catwomen in disguise Batman! This is confusing, the Gotham Avenger, the Dark Knight, who would've suspected such a canny disguise, which just makes it all the more amazing. To the cat basket!

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

It was only a matter of time for internet geekery to enter the poetic realm. This tech awesomeness just made my day!

Oh god please, somebody make this. A Tron series with a decent storyline, lots of ladyparts on display and violence aplenty. If there is a heaven then this is what people up there are watching.

Gummi bears. Food of the gods. If only there was a way to combine their inate deliciousness with the inebriating power of hard liquor. WELL NOW THERE IS!

It's not just wrong directions that can get you! This driver did not slow down fast enough as she was approaching her destination. Of course, we can only assume it was a female driver!

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!